[Lekooks] Fwd: Trumpcare
Gerry Flakas
gerflak at aol.com
Mon Mar 20 10:33:49 CDT 2017
>From Esther's sister Therese, who is married to a physician.
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From: tvezeridis <tvezeridis at gmail.com>
To: Michael Vezeridis <michaelvez at gmail.com>; Peter Vezeridis <petevez at gmail.com>; Alexander;M. Vezeridis <alexvez at gmail.com>
Cc: Esther & Gerald Flakas <gerflak at aol.com>
Sent: Sun, Mar 19, 2017 2:26 pm
Subject: Fwd: Trumpcare
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From: Janet Przygoda <jcprzygoda at verizon.net>
Date: March 19, 2017 at 1:29:32 PM EDT
To: Karen Kane <karenrkane at aol.com>, Therese Vezeridis <tvezeridis at gmail.com>
Subject: Trumpcare
The American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's proposed
health care package to replace Obama-care:
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a
misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,
"Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists
claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face
on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to
the assholes in Washington!
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